AWARD-WINNINGDARK COMEDYTHERAPY GAME

You're an expat cowboy giving therapy to vampires from throughout history above a European goth nightclub.

Yes, this is a real game, vetted by licensed therapists.

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BAFTA NomineeDCP 2025 Beste StoryIndiEx AwardDEP 2024 AwardGames for Change Award

If you think all there is to being a vampire is drinking blood and wearing tight leather, think again: vampires are still human. In the BAFTA-nominated Vampire Therapist, you're Sam Walls — a reformed Wild West cowboy vampire training with a 3000-year-old immortal above a European goth club to help historical vampires sort out their issues. From the Iron Age to the Renaissance and beyond, you'll find that humans haven't really changed much … and vampires even less.

With an all-star cast including Matthew Mercer (Baldur's Gate 3, Critical Role), Cyrus Nemati (Hades, Pyre), Sarah Grayson (Hades 2, Gone Home), Francesca Meaux (Hades, Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth), and introducing Kylie Clark and Kit Chen.

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I'm being a bit kinder to myself, and it's nice. It's positive. And it's remarkable how quickly and subtly a game can have that effect.
Eurogamer

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Explore an Enigmatic Gothic Universe

Step into an unique gothic universe set in a European vampire-run goth club. As a reformed cowboy vampire, you'll navigate a world of dark European nightlife, encountering ancient vampires and a diverse array of clubgoers. Immerse yourself in a setting where humor and memorable characters bring the shadows to life.

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Discover Therapy Concepts Through Gameplay

Dive into the mechanics of cognitive behavioral therapy, intricately woven into gameplay. Understand the psychological depths of both the living and the undead. Engage with concepts and methodologies that are not only game-centric but also vetted by professional therapists, offering a unique blend of entertainment and real-world insight.

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Address Historical Issues

Embrace the role of a vampire therapist, guiding a wide range of patients from the Bronze Age to modern times towards mental well-being. Through your interactions, uncover and address distorted thinking patterns, gaining insights that bridge the supernatural and the human condition. Your therapeutic journey is not just about healing others, but also about discovering universal truths.

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